Step 1:
Unleash the SPAM

Step 2: Invoke the power of SPAM

Step 3: Sautee until golden pink

Step 4: Drain SPAM (preferably on something not meant to come into direct contact with food)

Step 5: Create omlette shell

Step 6: Arrange rice on nori with SPAM on top

Step 7: Cut egg into cute rectangular shapes and micheviously hide the SPAM

Step 8: Slice and Serve



Step 9: Solemnly regret what you have created.

Okay.... that facial expression is more likely one of Hawaii-native-nostalgia, but it looked so much like regret that something had to be said.
Truthfully, as food adventures go I have to say this was a surprisingly good one. :)