Pumpernickle (suspicions confirmed)

I finally worked up the stomach to buy/attempt to eat a package of the German Pumpernickel (as previously referenced in the essay "Staring at a Mural from One Inch Away" which viewers may or may not have read.)


In all fairness I've never actually tasted an oily brick of sod so technically I can't say whether or not pumpernickel is worse.